Fan Fiction Stories
Fang High on Vault
The flock and I had decided to go visit Ella and her mom, Dr. Martinez. well, she's my mom 2. but i digress (ya i no i spelled that wrong) i was walking down the hallway when i heard the worst screeching, horrible horrible screeching! it made my ears bleed just from listening to it! though i was covering my ears (and rocking back and forth on the floor begging somebody to plz make the screeching stop) i heard some words come through. they sounded like the lyrics to fergalicious. wait, fergalicious? i dont no ANYONE in this house who would sing that. EVER. i followed the dreaded sound (though my ears protested) toward the cause of the racket and it lead me to Ella's room. but Ella was 2 young to be listening, let alone SINGING fergalicious, wasn't she? i opened the door and was stunned at wat was b4 me. it was FANG. my best friend, the emo one, mr. silence, the calm and collected one, was singing FERGALICIOUS!?!? and not very well, i might add. he saw me and then sang LOUDER. wat is wrong with him?!??! the last time i saw him like this was years ago when.... o no. this can't be good. "fang?" i asked in the most non-panicy voice i could find within me.
"Yes?" he said. this would have been a perfectly acceptable answer, except his right eye was twitching while he said it.
"Have u had Vault or any other energy drink?" i asked, my voice slightly scolding, like a mother. Sometimes i feel more like a baby sitter for this "kid" more than a best friend.
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeeeee............." he replied. that meant yes. he only says maybe that long when he has had vault. hmmmmmm..... i had 2 options, go along with his sugar high and have a ton of fun while embarassing myself and fang, or be the responsible person and calm him down with minimal damage to the world..... tough choice.......
I chose to go along with the sugar high. "Okay fang, i'll do watever crazy stunt u wanna pull, but u have to stop ur eye from twitching. its scaring me."
"stunts. as in more than one. and i cant make my eye stop twitching, ITS PART OF WHO I AM!!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs.
"oooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay......" i said in a creeped out voice. then i had a brilliant idea. "fang, if u make ur eye stop twitching, i'll give u five dollars." i said.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" he screamed. "GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!!" at this point his mouth was foaming, but his eye had stopped twitching.
"if u make ur mouth stop foaming, i'll give u ten," i bribed. like magic, the foam was gone. with this kid like thing, money made everything better.
i'll add the rest later, im bored of writing now.